You know its not the same anymore....
When....
1.The first thing you ask your spouse in the morning has taken a terrible beating,from"Hey,did you sleep well" to is "Did he Poop,yet"??
2.When you have this super urge to photograph your son's poop and and email it to your husband. after all he pooped after striking a good 3 days.I swear I dint do it,but almost did.
3.You and your baby are out for a walk(ahh,the fresh air)after a day full of being a baby(read cranky)your baby relaxes,you relax,and the fresh air does miracles to you both.On your way back from the 20 minute walk,you realize you havent had a bath in 24 hours,you havent brushed your hair in a couple of days and well,your wearing SOME WIERDLY MISMATCHED yellow pyjamas for a pink kurta and it doesnt bother you AT ALL.
4.The word sacrifice,well,they take on a whole new meaning.
5.There is nothing and no one that you can think of before remembering your baby.
6.POOP - this word,RULES!
7.You almost believe yourself to be superhuman.
8.Days become shorter and the nights,oh dont even get there!!!
9.The visit of a 'darn' tooth fairy can agitate you.How can she be so late!!???Damn!
10.A tooth - can get you talking,for hours.
11.You would rather buy that toy for your baby than those shoes you have been craving for,and it really doesnt matter!
12.Clocks are out of your life.
13.Bathing,and the other stuff you need to do,weel they become a luxury.
14.When you dont need words to have the best conversations in your life.Vowels like aahhh,oooh will do just fine.
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1.The first thing you ask your spouse in the morning has taken a terrible beating,from"Hey,did you sleep well" to is "Did he Poop,yet"??
2.When you have this super urge to photograph your son's poop and and email it to your husband. after all he pooped after striking a good 3 days.I swear I dint do it,but almost did.
3.You and your baby are out for a walk(ahh,the fresh air)after a day full of being a baby(read cranky)your baby relaxes,you relax,and the fresh air does miracles to you both.On your way back from the 20 minute walk,you realize you havent had a bath in 24 hours,you havent brushed your hair in a couple of days and well,your wearing SOME WIERDLY MISMATCHED yellow pyjamas for a pink kurta and it doesnt bother you AT ALL.
4.The word sacrifice,well,they take on a whole new meaning.
5.There is nothing and no one that you can think of before remembering your baby.
6.POOP - this word,RULES!
7.You almost believe yourself to be superhuman.
8.Days become shorter and the nights,oh dont even get there!!!
9.The visit of a 'darn' tooth fairy can agitate you.How can she be so late!!???Damn!
10.A tooth - can get you talking,for hours.
11.You would rather buy that toy for your baby than those shoes you have been craving for,and it really doesnt matter!
12.Clocks are out of your life.
13.Bathing,and the other stuff you need to do,weel they become a luxury.
14.When you dont need words to have the best conversations in your life.Vowels like aahhh,oooh will do just fine.
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Hehe... Love number 2 and can totally get number 11. I have not put my foot down though. i will get the new purse.. hehe.
ReplyDeleteHey Anu
ReplyDeletePoop talk is what even I'm obsessed with and poop is what my son is obsessed with. And all your 14 pointers had me nodding "yes yes yes!", specially No. 11. Pah...how we become after motherhood.
Must say (I think i did once) but your Yathaarth has the darndest cutest biteable cheeks (yes you can slap me for saying that, and then knock wood).
@ Garima..:)thats a good thing.I am trying to do that more often.
ReplyDelete@ Forever mother...Yayyyy,Poop obsession is cool.Dont you worry:P..Abt the 'biteable' cheeks,lol,I totally get it,have almost eaten them up...
Poop - OMG before being a mom does anybody ever realize how much this is going to rule your life. And that most children nowadays seem to have a tendency for constipation and you have to CONSTANTLY watch out for it !!
ReplyDeleteOnly thing to add: After brushing two sets of teeth(or getting her to do it in my 5 yr olds case), washing 2 little bums, bathing (God forbid if this includes washing hair!) two pint sized ones, I feel such a super-achiever that personal hygiene definitely totally takes a beating!!! I never thought I would have to remind myself to brush my teeth or have a bath yet here I am :O!!
@ Aparna...Totally get the 'CONSTANTLY' watch out for -bit..:P
ReplyDeleteand we are super super achievers,whatever said and done!